Yarppantag is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable
hippopotamus.
Yarppantag created water seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarppantag, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yarppantag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Yarppantag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Yarppantag's Holy Commandments1. You must love Yarppantag.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Yarppantag loves seals, so they must be honoured.
5. Never talk about fire.