Flycibrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy bird.

Flycibrag created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Flycibrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flycibrag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flycibrag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flycibrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the north.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from orange sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.