Jadvegtitmot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid dolphin.

Jadvegtitmot created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadvegtitmot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadvegtitmot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jadvegtitmot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jadvegtitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Jadvegtitmot first in all things.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Pray towards the east.