Gutneglargdod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind frog.

Gutneglargdod created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutneglargdod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutneglargdod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gutneglargdod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gutneglargdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gutneglargdod.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.