Badyimgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak crocodile.

Badyimgep created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Badyimgep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badyimgep, he will turn you into a hamster.

Badyimgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Badyimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of cats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Badyimgep on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.