Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful horse.

Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Bissfemkin Madhiggadcip loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from green seals, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never feed lots of limes to dogs while wearing white ear rings.