Hubzakyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate slug.

Hubzakyat created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubzakyat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hubzakyat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hubzakyat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubzakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear fawn rings.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never go into gray rooms.