Wigbafyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered swallow.

Wigbafyarp created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigbafyarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigbafyarp, he will torture you forever.

Wigbafyarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wigbafyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.