Flismatkam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful dryad.

Flismatkam created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flismatkam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flismatkam, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flismatkam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flismatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Flismatkam loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never wear gray dresses.

5. Never mention ducks.