Kopneglist is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent salamander.

Kopneglist created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopneglist, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopneglist, she will strike you with lightening.

Kopneglist's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kopneglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.