Bastyadsas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Bastyadsas created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastyadsas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastyadsas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bastyadsas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bastyadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.