Camripdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent ferret.

Camripdut created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Camripdut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camripdut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camripdut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Camripdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Camripdut's priests.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.