Bighitgom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited hare.

Bighitgom created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Bighitgom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bighitgom, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bighitgom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bighitgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.