Parkfosshad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic dugong.

Parkfosshad created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Parkfosshad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkfosshad, it will not invite you to parties.

Parkfosshad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Parkfosshad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkfosshad.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.