Fudjarnsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited dragon.

Fudjarnsad created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjarnsad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudjarnsad, she will turn you into a goat.

Fudjarnsad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fudjarnsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near doves.

2. Never wear mauve boots.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing magenta rings.