Cunnurcid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing bear.

Cunnurcid created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunnurcid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunnurcid, it will not care at all.

Cunnurcid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cunnurcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Cunnurcid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not chop down trees.