Stafdabben is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous whale.

Stafdabben created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdabben, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stafdabben, he will manifest in front of you.

Stafdabben's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stafdabben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed bread to bats while wearing dresses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.