Hadvillinzoging is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable human.

Hadvillinzoging created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadvillinzoging, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hadvillinzoging, she will manifest in front of you.

Hadvillinzoging's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hadvillinzoging's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadvillinzoging.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hadvillinzoging in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.