Yamfedxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful bird.

Yamfedxem created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfedxem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamfedxem, she will not care.

Yamfedxem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yamfedxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to ducks while wearing skirts.

2. Always obey Yamfedxem's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if five pigs approach from the west.