Vontenfob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak yak.

Vontenfob created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vontenfob, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vontenfob, it will not invite you to parties.

Vontenfob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vontenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never feed lots of figs to turtles while wearing orange rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never run in holy places.