Nilyakbud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking skunk.

Nilyakbud created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilyakbud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilyakbud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nilyakbud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nilyakbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nilyakbud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into orange rooms.