Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing bat.

Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Biggutbop Arnyartab Weglopomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Feed all hungry voles.