Wattansit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective giraffe.

Wattansit created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wattansit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wattansit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wattansit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wattansit's Holy Commandments

1. Wattansit loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always help ducks.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not make images of living things.