Gubkompibfas is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, fussy
butterfly.
Gubkompibfas created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubkompibfas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gubkompibfas, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Gubkompibfas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Gubkompibfas' Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum mechanics.
2. Always help sick great tits.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Put Gubkompibfas first in all things.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.