Gubkompibfas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy butterfly.

Gubkompibfas created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubkompibfas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubkompibfas, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gubkompibfas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gubkompibfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Put Gubkompibfas first in all things.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.