Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable fish.

Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss, she will be very unhappy.

Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss first in all things.

3. You must pray to Fadgedtal Nulflabdoss six times a day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.