Tailrullatgum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust centaur.

Tailrullatgum created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrullatgum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailrullatgum, she will strike you with lightening.

Tailrullatgum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tailrullatgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing black shorts.