Habbimbem is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic
grasshopper.
Habbimbem created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Habbimbem, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Habbimbem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Habbimbem's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Habbimbem's Holy Commandments1. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.
2. You must never eat nuts.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Feed all hungry foxes.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.