Habbimbem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Habbimbem created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbimbem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Habbimbem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Habbimbem's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Habbimbem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.