Febtipril is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy
snake.
Febtipril created gold nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Febtipril, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Febtipril, she will curse you with boils.
Febtipril's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Febtipril's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never feed lots of grapes to great tits while wearing green dresses.
3. Always obey Febtipril's priests.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
5. Never skip in holy places.