Listqueegstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid ant.

Listqueegstaf created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listqueegstaf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listqueegstaf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Listqueegstaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Listqueegstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.