Jingubgar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm snake.

Jingubgar created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingubgar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jingubgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jingubgar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Jingubgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never wear fawn kilts.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Always look after injured ducks.