Jatarftik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying armadillo.

Jatarftik created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatarftik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jatarftik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jatarftik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jatarftik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Jatarftik first in all things.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always obey Jatarftik's priests.