Jatarftik is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying
armadillo.
Jatarftik created the solar system two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jatarftik, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Jatarftik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Jatarftik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Jatarftik's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Put Jatarftik first in all things.
4. Never go into pink rooms.
5. Always obey Jatarftik's priests.