Himflabcat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish
hippopotamus.
Himflabcat created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Himflabcat, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Himflabcat, she will try to impress you with trees.
Himflabcat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Himflabcat's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair magenta.
2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Himflabcat on top of all buildings.
3. Never think ill of sick bats.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always help cats in need.