Randamced is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy wyrm.

Randamced created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Randamced, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Randamced, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Randamced's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Randamced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing gray coats and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
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