Nabbinfub is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty
hyena.
Nabbinfub created humankind two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nabbinfub, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nabbinfub, he will turn you into a mole.
Nabbinfub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Nabbinfub's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the east.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not hurt capybaras.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.