Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome finch.

Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

4. Never feed lentils to birds while wearing jumpers.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Fidbagdabyattbassdavzak on top of important buildings.