Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable mouse.

Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fligtadbit Queegnanlad Hintagcinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing violet ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the west.