Sawnakmabmonvin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish scorpion.

Sawnakmabmonvin created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Sawnakmabmonvin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawnakmabmonvin, it will come to you in dreams.

Sawnakmabmonvin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sawnakmabmonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if six ducks approach from the north.