Ragyog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair zebra.

Ragyog created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragyog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragyog, he will ignore you.

Ragyog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ragyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Ragyog seven times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragyog.

5. Never think about moons.