Zigzangeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy camel.

Zigzangeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigzangeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zigzangeb, he will turn you into a tree.

Zigzangeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zigzangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to moths while wearing skirts.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.
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