Hogfetdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating raven.

Hogfetdoss created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfetdoss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogfetdoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hogfetdoss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hogfetdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near bats.

2. Never feed onions to doves while wearing purple rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Hogfetdoss.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.