Fentabsog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless dryad.

Fentabsog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentabsog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fentabsog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fentabsog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fentabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Fentabsog loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fentabsog on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.