Vencaplistfly is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical fox.

Vencaplistfly created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencaplistfly, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vencaplistfly, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vencaplistfly's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vencaplistfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing gray ear rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Always look after injured foxes.