Stragbodrul is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate dolphin.

Stragbodrul created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbodrul, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragbodrul, he will think nothing of it.

Stragbodrul's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stragbodrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Stragbodrul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never hop in the presence of mites.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stragbodrul on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.