Zagsatnat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent otter.

Zagsatnat created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagsatnat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagsatnat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zagsatnat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zagsatnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Zagsatnat first in all things.
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