Pidhappad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane fox.

Pidhappad created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidhappad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pidhappad, she will laugh at you.

Pidhappad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pidhappad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Run away from brown snails, for they are unholy.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not shave your chest.