Pidhappad is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, humane
fox.
Pidhappad created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Pidhappad, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Pidhappad, she will laugh at you.
Pidhappad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Pidhappad's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sharks.
2. Never write about quantum gravity.
3. Run away from brown snails, for they are unholy.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Do not shave your chest.