Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate dove.

Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Capmobrakhonvenhas Quillegkom loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.