Cibbestfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, thoughtless snail.

Cibbestfoss created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbestfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibbestfoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cibbestfoss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cibbestfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.