Gofveenruttmitmid is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless
wyrm.
Gofveenruttmitmid created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gofveenruttmitmid, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Gofveenruttmitmid, she will turn you into a hamster.
Gofveenruttmitmid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Gofveenruttmitmid's Holy Commandments1. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.
2. Eagles are not to be trusted.
3. Do not eat turnips.
4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
5. Never feed lots of grapes to rats while wearing green tights.