Gofveenruttmitmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless wyrm.

Gofveenruttmitmid created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofveenruttmitmid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gofveenruttmitmid, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gofveenruttmitmid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gofveenruttmitmid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to rats while wearing green tights.