Stipdadcib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak gerbil.

Stipdadcib created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdadcib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stipdadcib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stipdadcib's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stipdadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Stipdadcib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Run away if six snakes approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.