Kenquimhug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane fly.

Kenquimhug created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenquimhug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenquimhug, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kenquimhug's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kenquimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Hide if four great tits approach from the south.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.